If You Don’t Like Us, You’ve Gone Full Retard

Enough with the “Woke” bullshit! We stand for common sense and value the righteousness of the free thinking individual. When we are offended, we don’t make a scene and we don’t make it about us. We believed that the right to expres yourself is as important as the right to walk away. Instead of be afraid of being cancelled, we’d rather act as if that has already happend. We hope to make you laugh and make your friends laugh a little too! We value humour of all taste and our brand will stay true to this. We value freedom and empowerment of free expression.

Full Retard was inspired by the funniest movie made in the history of movies. Humour never dies and neither will the spirit of that type of expression. Made for the hard working men and women who take their work seriously, but also enjoy a laugh. Full Retard is the brand that isn’t afraid to say what a lot of us are thinking. That’s why our slogans on our clothing and even our brand name may be offensive to some people, but…Fuck ’em! They will never know the freedom of going Full Retard. To the ones that get us and support it, we’ll try to keep you smiling all the live long day. Much love.

Full Retard is unique in that we are building a collectable urban fashion line. There are only 1000 of each piece of every item sold on this site. This means that the hoodie or t-shirt that you buy from us is 1 of 1000. Once we sell 1000 pieces, those designs are discontinued. We will also be offering rare collectible urban fashion items that are either 1 of 100 or 1 of 50. We expect these collections to sell out fast, so sign up to our email list and we’ll keep you posted. We want to make your everyday wear fun and collectable. You know you’ll be an individual when you go Full Retard.